June 5th, 2008 by admin
Best Violins Three violin manufactures have all done business for years on the same block in the small town of Cremona, Italy. After years of a peaceful co-existence, the Amati shop decided to put a sign in the window saying: “We make the best violins in Italy.” The Guarneri shop soon followed suit, and put […]
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June 1st, 2008 by admin
Excellent Poet A professor asked a student to remain for a few moments after class. Holding out the young man’s assignment, the professor said, “Did you write this poem all by yourself?” The student said, “Every word of it.” The professor said, “Well, then, I’m glad to meet you, Mr.Poe. I thought you were long […]
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May 19th, 2008 by admin
Scary Lion A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. In the den was a stuffed lion. The visiting hunter asked, “When did you bag him?” The host said proudly, “That was three years ago, when I went hunting with my ex-wife.” “What’s he stuffed with,” asked the visiting hunter. […]
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